Guruhosing
iaian7 » blog John Einselen, 27.09.06Used to describe a situation in which one (having obtained by general consensus the title of “guru” in regards to whatever topic is being discussed) lets loose with a torrent of informational knowledge. Generally an unintelligible deluge of “help” on the specific topic at hand.
Can also refer to the cold garden hose used to punish said guru for being a bit too free with the reserve of relatively infinite knowledge.
(thanks to Ben Wolken, as the original source of this post)